Drank The Anti-Energy DrinkPosted by NextThing
Is this like legal syrup?
There are plenty of strange products out there, and they all need a publicist. This morning, I got in to the office and was greeted by a message from a sleepy- sounding woman calling about Drank “the anti-energy drink we’re calling the extreme relaxation beverage.”
Isn’t that already covered by a little thing called wine? No? This was too good to pass up, so I gave a call back.
Turns out, this is a carbonated, grape-flavored beverage spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips. Apparently it is “very, very popular in Houston,” and it’s sold throughout the south in liquor and convenience stores.
So, does it make you sleepy? I asked the publicist. Yes, and she hears it’s good with vodka.
And after the jump a hilarious recital of T-pain’s classic “Buy U A Drank”