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Below is an actual Craigslist post. Disturbing. Proceed at your own risk!

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

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Click Here for Video: Kanye West In Paris Has So Much To Stunt About: Says He Changed His Name To Martin Louie The King Jr

“Who has two thumbs and his own Louis shoe? … This Guy”

Honestly I wish I could be losing my mind this hard and have the money to do so. Seriously, how dope would it be to be going this crazy??? Say what you want about ‘Ye but he’s going bonkers in style. Gotta respect that.

Oh and there’s this photo:

The Best Part Is Taz Arnold In The Cheetah Pants. Wow.

The Best Part Is Dude In The Cheetah Pants. Wow.

Drunken Negro Cookies?

This doesnt look like anybody I know...

This doesn't look like anybody I know...

First of all, these things barely even look like cookies, let alone African-Americans. However, you can’t help but laugh at these deviant delicacies. Today is the last day that “Drunken Negro Cookies” will be served at the trendy Lafayette French Pastry Bakery in Greenwich Village (featured on an episode of Sex and the City). With good reason in my opinion, for the title alone. What’s next? Sambo Samoas? Jigaboo Snickerdoodles? Mandingo Milanos? It’s very unfortunate that I myself am an Oreo. This is going to bring in a lot of business for this racist store, even though the story itself if wafer thin. Oh well, I guess there’s no use in crying over spilled milk.

I’m going to start whipping up some Cracker Crackers.

Robert Jon – “Obama”

Obama Run DC T-Shirt

Photographer Glen E. Friedman is best known for iconic images that captured the roots of three truly indigenous American pop cultures: skateboarding, American hardcore, and hip hop. Check out this Obama T design he just did in honor of the 44th presidential inauguration.

Obama Cognac

by MONT

In celebration of Obama, Hennessy is selling special, limited edition inaugural bottle of its cognac with “44″ on the label.

The maker of Hennessy Cognac, LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton, is using numerology rather than language in its promotion, selling 180,000 bottles, priced at $30 each, bearing seals and labels on the front and back emblazoned with “44″ and phrases like “In honor of the 44th president” and “In honor of the presidential inauguration.”

The company plans to make donations to the Thurgood Marshall College Fund for each bottle sold, said Andy Glaser, senior vice president for Hennessy at Moët Hennessy USA in New York, with a goal of starting two four-year scholarships through a minimum donation of $50,000.

Celebrities will be asked to autograph bottles, he added, which will be sold at auction later this year to benefit the fund.

Get typsy.

There’s beer in my chocolate! There’s chocolate in my beer! Somehow this combo doesn’t feel nearly as right as Reese’s famous mixing of peanut butter and chocolate. I drink many different types of beer, but I don’t think this chocolate beer is going to work for me. Anybody tried this?

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/01/10/chocolate-beer.html

Chicago Gangland Documentary

Obsessed Trailer

New juicy flick with Beyonce, Idris Elba from the wire and Ali Larter.

FAIL (NSFW)

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Unlimited Hi

You might remember this style from the early 90s for its memorable aggressive collar height or bold tongue. Back in the day, it could commonly be found on b-ball courts and skate ramps, and lucky for you it’s back on the street again. Part of  Puma’s I am 60 products. I just copped a pair, they’re the most comfortable pair of hi tops I’ve ever owned. Bout’ to go cop me a second pair cause the whites don’t stay white long.

PUBLIC ENEMIES
In theaters July 1

You could say being an outlaw runs in Johnny Depp’s blood. After all, his grandfather ran moonshine on the back roads of Kentucky during Prohibition. So it shouldn’t come as any surprise that the actor jumped at the chance to play John Dillinger in Public Enemies. ”Dillinger was one of those guys, like Charlie Chaplin and Evel Knievel, that I was fascinated with at a young age,” says Depp. ”And because of my grandfather, the character was pretty easy for me to connect to. In a way, this movie was a salute to him.”

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
In theatres Oct. 16

Australia. That’s where the wild things are. Director Spike Jonze made extensive use of Down Under locales for his long-awaited take on Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s tale. ”The look and feel is very naturalistic—when our creatures knock down trees, they really knock down trees,” says Jonze. ”When I was a boy, reading this story, I imagined myself really being there—not in front of a bluescreen.”

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via The Raw Story

Wall Street financier Bernard Madoff, accused of masterminding a massive investment fraud, has been handed an ethics lesson by thieves who stole a statue from his Florida mansion, and promptly returned it, according to local press.

Robbers who swiped a 10,000-dollar statue from Madoff’s estate near Palm Beach, Florida on December 22, dropped it off at a nearby country club where Madoff was a member, signing the return “The Educators.”

Hanging from the four-foot (1.2 meter) statue, which depicts two lifeguards sitting on a raised stand, was a note, reported the Palm Beach Post.

“Bernie the Swindler, Lesson: Return Stolen Property to rightful owners. Signed by – The Educators,” the note said.

The statue was not damaged and police are continuing their investigation of the robbery, said the daily.

Madoff, 70, is under house arrest in his Manhattan apartment on a 10-million-dollar bail.

He is so far the only person charged in an alleged 50-billion-dollar Ponzi, or pyramid scheme in which major banks, ultra-wealthy private investors, universities, charities and Jewish organizations were among the victims.

Watchman Trailer

Who produced the original emblematic che image?
it is based on a photograph by alberto diaz gutierrez, who adopted the surname ‘korda’.
alberto korda captured his famous frame on 5 march 1960 during a mass funeral in havana.
a day earlier, a french cargo ship loaded with ammunition had exploded in the city’s harbour,
killing some 80 cubans. korda was fidel’s official photographer and
he describes che’s expression in the picture, which he labelled ‘guerrillero heroico’ as
‘encabronadao y dolente’ – angry and sad. the picture was one of only two frames taken.
the original shot includes palm fronds and a man facing che, both subsequently cropped out.

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Skillz – The Wrap Up 2008

SKILLZ- 2008 Wrap-Up

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The tradition continues.

via massagetherapycareers.com

Just because your mind is in the mood for sex doesn’t mean your body is ready. Libido is affected by many factors, including diet and overall health. With these foods and recipes, however, you and your partner can sync up your sex drives by eating indulgent and exotic foods like caviar or oysters, or everyday foods like almonds and avocados that secretly work overtime to get you in the mood.

Romantic Recipes

For date night, try out these romantic recipes and ingredients that are ideal for getting your mind and body ready for bed.

  1. Foie gras: Foie gras is often associated with decadence, and it’s also a natural libido booster.
  2. Wild salmon: Wild salmon contains omega-3 fatty acids, which are good for circulation and the brain.
  3. Caviar: Impress your date with caviar, a first-class food that contains omega-3 fatty acids, zinc and vitamin A, which work together to stimulate testosterone.
  4. Low Fat Recipes: Meals that are low in saturated fat are good for overall sexual performance, especially in men, who want to keep their erections.
  5. Olive oil: Cook with olive oil, a healthy substitute for saturated fat that still gives your body enough cholesterol to produce testosterone and estrogen.
  6. Sweet potatoes: Sweet potatoes contain Vitamin E, which is a vitamin that is excellent for the heart and libido because it prevents cellular waste, slows down menopausal symptoms and is a source of estrogen.
  7. Brown rice: Brown rice contains protein, Vitamin E and is good for your heart, too.
  8. Halibut: Fish like halibut are rich in omega-3 fatty acids and are good for sexual health in general.
  9. Chicken broth: Here you can find a recipe for chicken broth that is loaded with libido-enhancing ingredients like cayenne pepper, onion, chives, tumeric and more.
  10. Strawberries: According to this article, strawberries are rich in fiber, which helps blood flow, and vitamin C, which keeps erections strong by fighting free radicals. They’re also a romantic food that go well with chocolate and champagne.

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Hard to imagine how ghetto “Pat’s Palm Tree” niteclub is but the fact that old girl is getting her weave snatched out and the music never stops should tell you something. If you like ignorant shit this video right here is for you! Billed as the fight of the year Monifa Vs Shavon.

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